Youve be watching to much NGE when.....

You've Been Wathcing Too Much NGE When......

You can understand everthing thats being said without subtitles and dont speak japanese

You start a secret orginization called SEELE

You try to sync with your car when it dosent start

you think your going to hell so you attempt to create the 3rd impact

your parents say you talk about NGE in your sleep

you flood your floor with a yell liquid and call it the Treminal Dogma

You try to make LCL in Chemitry

you care more about the 2nd imapct that Y2k

you want your childern to be born exactly 9 months after the 2nd imapct

you want a jacket with the NERV logo

you have actually read the Dead Sea Scrolls on your own time

you wonder how the EVA 05 models fight with no eyes

people ignoe your existance because you watch too much NGE

you wonder "why cant I speak Japanese, German and English?"

you start to prefer anime gilrs over real ones

you for no good reason start wearing red contacts

when people call you an Angel you take it as a bad thing

your psycology paper is on the themes in NGE

you talk to people for no reason other than they look or sould like NGE characters

you actually know what blood smells like

you have enough NGE picts to cover your town

you never painted your room cause it's covered in NGE wallscrolls

you attempt to clone hundreds of blue haired red eyed girls

you actually ask your girlfriend to heat up her brests to see if they'll grow

you want to go to Germany just to get a college degree at age 14

you try to find a school that has uniforms like Rei's

you wonder why all girls aren't as sexy as the ones in NGE

you wish your teacher was Misato

you brag to your friends that your more obsessed with NGE that they are

you know someone who looks like(insert character name) from NGE

you watchout for sunbeams so angels cant hack your mind

your room is just metal plates

your whole fridge is filled with beer

you have a pet penguin

you offer to makes someone elses lunch just cause they eat alot

you take welding just to make the Lance of Longinus

you rob Bill Gates in order to make an Evangelion

you actually see if a N2 mine can be made

you buy only red marbles so you can give your toys S2 engines

you fold your hands over your face, and smile evily like Gendo whenever things get killed

you want glasses that are as shiny as Gendo's

you start to hate your father immensely

you hallucinate that Askua is sleeping with you